by Alex Loret de Mola
I live my life by patterns;
rituals in code and conduct
that keep me safe, predictable.
A repository is a structure to access and modify data
in an organized manner:
a pattern you use in code to persist knowledge,
to retrieve it,
sometimes to suppress it.
Knowledge like, when you first told me I was your shelter
shelter, temporary housing in emergency situations;
it wasn’t an expression of love:
it was a foreshadowing.
A facade is when you take something complicated
and make it easier to digest.
Digest, to consume a thing,
strip it of its nutrients, and
excrete what remains
Love isn’t just safety,
and it’s something more than comfort,
but you can build a reasonable interface
that looks a lot like love with
these simple tools.
I conduct rituals
in code and pattern, to keep me focused
on something other than truth.
A memento is a bit of data
you can save to bring an object back
to its previous state.
I threw away all of our mementos;
they reminded me of you, but
never brought you back.
I live my life by rituals;
coded patterns and conduct
to keep me static.
A composite builds complex structures
from basic components.
Sometimes people say marriage
is a joining of two people, where
they become more
than what they were apart.
apart, the distance between us
when we slept
I’m not sure if I believe that anymore.
A proxy is a hollow shell that represents
It’s useful for when you can’t be bothered
to show up,
when I can’t be bothered to come home
I live my life by code,
conducting patterned rituals
that keep me obsessed.
A bridge separates an object’s interface
from its implementation.
You use it when you know an object
needs to change, when it needs
to keep functioning
but nothing that made it what it was exists anymore.
I code my life to ritual –
// where are you? I can’t conduct
// these patterns alone.
Parting ways is a pattern you should only take
after deliberate consideration.
When the software has degraded
such that it is unusable –
when facades are all that’s left
of your interfaces
and you can’t query for happier times
in your repository
and every bridge you built is a proxy for love –
part ways with the codebase and start over.
They say you are what you eat; Alex Loret de Mola is therefore a semi-sentient amalgamation of bread sticks, pizza, gas station taquitos and too much coffee. He also writes poetry.